
Joke of the Day: The Man, the Refrigerator, and the Unexpected Truth
A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him, so one day he decides to come home early from work.
When he walks through the front door, his wife meets him in a bathrobe, her hair a complete mess.
“Where is he?” the man demands, his voice trembling with rage. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she says, forcing a nervous smile.
But her eyes dart toward the stairs.
That’s all he needs to see.
He storms through the house, tearing it apart — opening closets, looking under the bed, checking behind doors.
“Where is he?!” he shouts again, his voice echoing through the house.
Finally, he rushes to the second floor and into the kitchen. He looks out the window and freezes.
There’s a man sitting in a Volkswagen parked right outside, nervously lighting a cigarette.
“That’s him,” the husband mutters through clenched teeth. “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife.”
Furious, blinded by jealousy, he does something insane. He grabs the refrigerator, yanks it from the wall, and somehow — in a fit of superhuman rage — he heaves it out the window.
The fridge crashes down with a deafening thud, right onto the Volkswagen.
The man stands there panting, his heart pounding so hard it feels like it’s going to burst. And then… it does.
He clutches his chest, collapses, and dies on the spot.
Moments later, he wakes up in front of the pearly gates.
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St. Peter greets him with a kind but puzzled look.
“Why are you here so early?” he asks.
The man groans. “My wife was cheating on me. I came home early, saw her boyfriend sitting in his Volkswagen, threw a refrigerator at him, and… well, I guess I had a heart attack.”
St. Peter frowns. “That’s not how you’re supposed to go. Anger and vengeance have no place here.”
He pulls a massive lever beside him.
A trapdoor opens beneath the man’s feet.
“Go to Hell,” St. Peter says calmly.
The man screams as he falls through the clouds.
A few minutes later, another man shows up at the gates — this one looking completely bewildered.
St. Peter raises an eyebrow. “And what brings you here?”
“I don’t know!” the man gasps. “I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when somebody threw a refrigerator at me!”
St. Peter sighs, rubbing his temples. “Ah, I’ve heard about you.”
He yanks the same lever.
“Go to Hell too.”
The man barely has time to shout before the trapdoor opens again, and he’s gone.
And then, a few minutes later… a third man walks up to the gates.
He’s bruised, bleeding, and covered in frost. His clothes are shredded, and he looks like he’s been through a war.
St. Peter stares at him, wide-eyed. “What happened to you?”
The man coughs and groans, barely able to stand.
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you,” he mutters.
“Try me,” says St. Peter, folding his arms.
The man takes a deep breath.
“All right,” he begins. “So, I was hiding inside a refrigerator…”
St. Peter’s eyes go wide. “You what?”
“Yeah,” the man continues, shivering. “I was seeing this woman. Her husband came home early, and I panicked. The only place to hide was the fridge. I thought I’d wait it out for a few minutes, but suddenly everything started moving.”
He shakes his head, still in disbelief.
“The next thing I know, the fridge tips forward. I feel myself falling — and then, bam! I’m crushed on top of a car. And then I wake up here.”
St. Peter blinks. Then he leans back, staring up at the sky.
“Three men,” he mutters. “One woman. One refrigerator. What on earth is going on down there?”
The man in the refrigerator sighs. “So, where do I go?”
St. Peter hesitates. “Well, technically, you died doing something stupid… but not malicious.”
“Does that mean I can go to Heaven?”
St. Peter shakes his head. “No. But maybe there’s a lesson to learn before you go anywhere.”
He waves his hand, and suddenly all three men — the husband, the man from the Volkswagen, and the man from the refrigerator — are standing together before him.
The husband glares at the other two. “You were both sleeping with my wife!”
The man from the Volkswagen points at the guy from the fridge. “I wasn’t! I was her brother! I came over to fix the sink. I was just sitting in my car waiting for her to find the right wrench when the refrigerator fell on me!”
The husband’s jaw drops. “Wait… what?”
“And you,” St. Peter says, turning to the guy from the fridge, “you were the one cheating with his wife, weren’t you?”
The man looks down, ashamed. “Yes. But I didn’t mean for any of this to happen.”
The husband explodes. “You ruined my life!”
St. Peter raises his hand for silence.
“Gentlemen,” he says, “you’ve all suffered for your choices. But perhaps now you’ll see that jealousy, lies, and deceit all lead to the same place.”
The husband frowns. “So what happens now?”
St. Peter glances at the three of them, then at his massive book of souls. He sighs.
“Since none of you are completely innocent, but none of you are completely evil either… I’m sending you all back.”
“Back?” they echo together.
“Yes,” St. Peter says with a wry smile. “But not as men. Let’s see how you handle life as… appliances.”
Before any of them can argue, there’s a flash of light — and they’re gone.
Down on Earth, a few days later, a newlywed couple walks into an appliance store.
They pick out a brand-new refrigerator, a shiny Volkswagen-branded microwave, and a dishwasher with the brand name St. Pete Home Goods.
As they leave, the husband jokes, “Let’s just hope none of these things have a dark past.”
The fridge hums softly. The microwave beeps twice. And if you listen closely…
you can almost hear three faint voices whispering,
“Never again.”
Moral of the Story
Sometimes the truth is colder than a refrigerator — and far heavier than guilt.
Cheating, suspicion, and vengeance all lead to the same place: regret.
And maybe, just maybe, that’s the real joke of the day.
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